I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain
I LITERALLY THINK THIS EVERY TIME THE SONG COMES ON
What song is he talking about?
"Baby it’s Cold Outside". It’s usually played around Christmas and is considered sweet and romantic. It’s actually really creepy.
Every time I hear it I just thinking “SIR THIS IS ASSAULT AND FALSE IMPRISONMENT”
"people on benefits shouldn’t be having flatscreen TVs"
why what other kind of TVs do they make? its 2014, you can’t just pop into Argos and buy a 9 inch VCR combo
please sit down
Cute fun nicknames for your significant other
- uh uh!
there’s always a white boy in every class that just talks and talks and talks like timothy stop just write it down!! make a mental note!!! wait till after class and tell ya friends on reddit!!
"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"
Haha yes an amazing saying